The Spy Who Shagged Me
Angelina Jolie wants "Russian spy chick," Anna Chapman, to attend the premiere of "her" new propaganda flick "Salt"? I mean it's painfully obvious this Russian spy ring is a hoax, but even if it was real, wouldn't this behavior be considered traitorous? It seems the only problem with this Russian spy chick is that she bears the occult mark of the beast. Drop the 0's and invert the nines, bitches.